Gimme!

What part of "mine" do you not understand?

Show me....

Show me a dog that doesn't enjoy sticking his head out of a moving car window and I'll show you a dog that thinks that licking his junk is a waste of time.

Stick Chewing

I like chewing sticks. So what of it?

Preceding Rep

The other day I went to the dog park to see what was shakin. It was packed, because the weather was nice. I didn't run around too much at first, but just hung with my master. I was just sniffin and then I heard someone say to him, "Is this Tyson?? I saw him walking in and go very excited. I've heard so much about him and how well-behaved he is!" Yep, I'm known around these parts and a dog that can follow orders and is basically a overgrown teddy bear. My master and I hadn't been to the dog park in a couple of months, too. She had a couple of Rotts with her. They were smaller, all shy and needed a bath. Their coats were so dusty looking that they were completely a different color than me. You know my coat stays gleaming.

'Tis a foolish dog that barks at the flying bird.

Finally.... I have been trying to catch one of you food-stealing bastards for a long, long time. Now is the hour of your discontent!!

Happy 2nd Birthday, Tyson!!

So, yesterday was like every other day. My master came home and I was hysterically happy as usual. He got out of his Jeep and came over to me and said something I was unfamiliar with. He said, "Happy Birthday, puppy." I'm not sure what that meant. Whatever... But as he said that, he pulled out a new, shiny toy! He got me one of those plastic sticks made to throw the ball. Oh man, oh man, oh man!! We went on a walk and he threw the ball all over the place. It was awesome. I love to chase and I'm pretty good at bringing the ball back, too. I hope we get to play again today!

Dog and Geese

The other day, my master and I were out for a walk. We came out of the woods and saw a bunch of geese and goslings by the water side. Oh man, oh man! I held my ground and then I heard my master say, "Go see!" That was all I needed to hear, and I was off! I ran straight through them and starting prancing around. All of the geese started hissing and honking and trying to get themselves and their goslings into the water. One of them even jumped on my back and bit me. Felt like nothing, really. They all fled into the water to avoid me...but I can swim. I jumped in and swam after them. I'm not as fast as them in the water, but I could keep up because of the slower baby geese. I swam around in circles, just out of reach of them. Then they started to get too far out in the water. My master saw and called me back. I'm very heavy, so I can't swim that long. It's a good thing he was watching, because I know he doesn't want to jump in to get me....though he would in a second.